I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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