Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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