38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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