But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"it" just moved
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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