take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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