Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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