Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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