the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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