wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ttyl tear gas
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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