At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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