But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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