If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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