it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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