sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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