you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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