i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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