I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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