i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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