But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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