Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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