I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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