How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The ass gains better be worth it
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