Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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