And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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