Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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