Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Holy shit dude........stairs
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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