She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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