She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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