Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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