Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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