what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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