Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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