the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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