paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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