I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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