Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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