porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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