Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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