Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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