I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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