Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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