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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good

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  who is this?

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  jesse's little brother

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

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• (209): View more from California

  is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.

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• (661): View more from California

  We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes

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