Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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I think this conversation is over.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house