Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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