Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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