Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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