i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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