I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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