I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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