Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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