Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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