RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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